Playing Hooky

For starters...Ha ha you know this was you before at least once.

So you know when you wake up in the morning,Your like fuck,work day and don't wanna go.And in your head your saying...'I wish I was a millionaire' he he I think we all do.No matter how much we love our jobs.To be realistic your likely full of shit or a rare breed.If you have not wanted to sit in your PJ.s on the couch and play hooky from it.Eat whatever you want,Sliding your feet across the floor like your a break dancing or back up dancer.See I bet your like,Daaaamn that guy is good.Good cause I do it also,mostly naked when all alone.Now you get the balls or your v-jay pumping enough to make that phoney call.That Oh I am so sick cough call.ack ack.You know the one I am talking about.So by time 10 am comes around...The mind starts to ponder on what the day holds..as you are thinking about it.You wonder around the house in your PJ's or undies jamming to music and cleaning minor things or watching Netflix.You chow down on some munchies.Cause damn it like a Saturday now and it a cheat day.Whichs insists of icecream or dry cereal,licorice and etc.So finally shower time make it's way to you,now being noon and all.And your like wtf it's noon already.Half the day is gone..So you try the phone to see who else is skipping work,you check facebook,instagram and etc.Only to realize your fucked,cause it is a day all alone.Cause everyone was responsible and went to work.lol.Right..So finally you get in your car or truck and go shopping realizing.Day is half gone and you have done diddly shit like you planned.So you go shopping and get some more munchies and some fast food or take out for late lunch.Go back home and sit and ponder some more.Now starting to realize,you took a day off for nothing as you did nothing.Which hey of course,That was the whole point in the first place..right.But now your bored,unpaid,lonely and unproductive.I know I been there.Thinking like wtf I do that for.Damn dog is like get the fuck out and go to work so I can sleep and eat the garbage.Well some of us just sit munch out and watch movies and I know a fair bunch surfing the flick your bean or twack your stick sites for few times.Heck why not,they say it is healthy.So now it getting to be about late afternoon and your life has hit the evening mode.Where most of us just chill anyway.But now your restless cause you did nothing all day and have 6 year old energy.All that sugar you know.So now it is bed time and you start thinking about what you could of did all day and go into regret mode.Then the premeditated mode kicks in where you think ahead.Like wtf your gonna do next time.Your start making this plan in your head while your falling asleep.......Boom Boom Pow morning is here and your first thought....Why the fuck did I not take today off.........For fucks sakes