Contemplating the snooze button

I will say ha ha cause I know your all smiling already.That stupid fucking snooze button.Yah your right,that goddamn thing.We all know this bloody thing very well.It is like getting all hot and bothered and someone just walking away while your drippping wet and balls tight.First snooze is painful in so many ways.Who in their right mind want's to wake up so fucking early in the morning and think so fast..CONTEMPLATING is the key word here folks....it is always where it starts.First you are like,I only need 5 more minutes and then you start snoring again.Then your like for fucksakes as it goes off again and tell yourself "I will skip breakfast today"..Just 5 more minutes.So then you start telling yourself all these fasle lies.Oh I just wont do my make up so much today,I will just tie my hair up.Knowing that is the first fucking lie to yourself,cause you rather look stellar then a frizzy hair fucking troll.So finally you drag your tired ass out of bed,only to realize now...Now your really fucked cause not only are you already late.But for the most of us,we have kids.And guess what,they are not ready and are late cause of your contemplating.Your mind is like fuck !!! ,I have to make lunches,dress the kids.Still running around like a mad man/women trying to get out of the damn house,And which is really ok..We all have done it,so dont think your a special fucking buttercup being the only one contemplating that snooze button moment.

Snooze away