Apr. 16, 2016

Swearing and Uptight dick wads

Fuck already I have so many people write me about my view on people cursing or up tight.So lets be realistic here in a common sense way.Most fucking people out there are up tight assholes in this world.Complaining about everything being offensive from colors,words,clothes,songs and worst of all religion.Some even more because everthing including a fart is bloody offensive.Myself I hate the fkers,big damn babies,better things to cry about.So this post is about those tight wads out there that snivel like a new born child crying for a tit.So I swear and really could not care a less who likes it and who does not.Because I fucking swear does not make me a mad person,certainly does not make me a bad person.See I was given a name,brain and mouth.So why not fucking use it.See I say alot shit people will not say.Simple solution is that.Drum roll....Cause every fucker out there male or female is uptight and tries to keep composer.Fear of someone not wanting to be there friend or think it will ruin one's reputation.You know what ruins that shit is simple.Being a no fun,tight wad cry baby.People don't have open minds anymore.See children I can understand and myself will watch my language around them.But like really some of the shit adults cry about,like holy fuck.I have tones of kids,they don't even whine like that.So in reality yes and no,swearing has a place and time or moment.For some it is not because we are stupid,non educated,drugged up or mad fuckers.Makes character,so I will get called out or corrected on swearing with certain people around.Like, fucking babies...really.I am a very positive guy but have my views and rants.No I am not swearing all the time or swear like a trucker.I use it in descriptive ways to desribe shit.Certain words,yes you should not say.No you will not meet millions of people like that out there.Now like serious the word fuck gets taken out of context so much as it can be used in any kinda situation.For example:Fuck you Peter you ass fuck,How the fuck is it going Peter my brother,So I was at the store today and seen this sweet as fuck car,Yo yo I banged the fuck out of that fence.So you see it can be happy,descriptive,funny or mad.Why be so up tight about a word,that like really if it is in the goddamn dictionary,why the fuck not use it.Right!!! So now lets get to complaining fuckers about stupid shit they get offended about.See the way I was taught and teach my kids,if you don't like how someone is talking.Leave the fucking room or stop reading that foul language shit.Simple solution...So many uptight people are everywhere,like they are walking around with a diaper full of shit all angry at the fucking world.It is a fucking plague..So alot of people try to change history,well I say shut the fuck up, you fucking babies.No mattter if it is religion,music,colors,offensive signs and so on.We all have the right to pick what the fuck we wanna hear or be around.I hate cronic complainers and fucking douche bag suck tits.But I dont advertise it.I just avoid the fuckers in every way possible.Now a days you can't take a shit behind a closed door without someone telling you a better and none offensive way to do it.As if I wanna take a piss and worry about how the fuck the spray or noise is gonna offend someone.I was once in this bathroom in a bar.While I was pissing,this tight wad little fuck on the shitter.Starts yelling out to me,telling to to piss slower.Like dumb fucker must not have a big caliber weapon in his trousers.Cause if he did,he would understand that.Taking a bloody piss from 20 something inches from the water.Like fuck wow,how is that supposed to be quiet splashing all over like a hose with a hole in it.I was not complaining about the bloody torpedo's he was bombing in the toilet.Grunting like he was rubbing one out in there.So why bother me,cause he is a tight wad and thinks when he shits the world should revole around him.Well princess from that bathroom,moral of this was...That is right readers,he was a fucking tight wad.Now music cry babies,like fuck off..Turn it off,leave the room and go fuck yourself.Simple as that.An artist should not have to change lyrics cause someone's bum hole is out of joint and complaining about something so miniscule.People are so up tight about everything now a days.Now go ahead I dare you.Let one rip in public,yes it is manners.Of course.BUT....watch the disgust people give you.Like for fuck sakes.I forgot that when you fart you always have control,well sorry prince/princess charming.A fart is natural,it is not like shit is blowing through the pants.Would you rather me hold in that hot steam and shit myself.Now religion is a touchy subject so I wont go into it much.But what I will say to all them fuckers preaching that one should convert to the other.Shut up and whine elsewhere,not everyone wants to change religion.Let alone listen to another fuckers rants his religion is better.Before some offensive babies start whining at me for bashing religion.Well I AM NOT,I dont give a rats ass what bloody damn book gets you through the week,could be Twilight for all I give a fuck or bloody Power Rangers or your favorite porn book...We all have to believe in something,myself I believe in me and that is why I stand tall and am positive.Ok clothes and people's whining,like half the people are these old judemental fucks from the 60's and 70's.Like bitch and moan about style now,tattoo's,tight jeans,short skirts,make up,skateboards.Who cares what someone wears.(Unless skinny jeans on a man.lol)..Could be a tu tu for all I give a shit about it.If it floats your boat and you feel fly and beautiful in it.Wear it.Someone knocks you..a straight fuck you to them works well.Alot of people should evaluate his/her life before shooting their mouths off.Everyone is so judgemental now.I say go with the flow in life,come out of your shell every now and then.And tell someone to fuck off once and a while.We have too much hate already in this world to be uptight ignorant fucks.So be groovy and be stellar and fuck off with miniscule whining....

P.S.I through in some extra fucks,just incase someone

was whining about fucking swearing.wink wink