May. 16, 2016

Moods

I find it quite amazing on how the human mind works for moods.For the majority of our lives,we wake up and it more or less sets the day on how we will act mood wise.The old terms..who pissed in your corn flakes or look who woke up on the wrong side of the bed.Really they are code words for...Your being a daft fuck or your a grumpy bastard,no beating around the bush there.So we all know at least one moody fucker in our lives.You know what I am talking about,the guy/girl you wanna punch in the face or yell SHUT THE FUCK UP too.The one who no matter how happy the situation,they a moody mother fucker.I know and I am sure one of you reading this,have been that moody guy.I am not scared to admit,I have been the one that someone wanted to punch cause I was a moody fucking wanker.Sure you have too..whatever I know you have.You having an old gathering and the moody guy shows up.It changes the whole suituation,everyone gets all uncomfortable and stops talking.Some get them panites in a knot so much.They run away somewhere like a coward,which really if we all had a sets of powerful balls like a bull.You would just tell the son of a bitch that if he wants to be moody..fuck off mate..But because the moody prick is most likely confrontational,not a good idea.So in the mean time,you got to hang around with this moody asshole/bitch because they hate that thing called life and wanna make you hate yours.That sucks but what can you do besides be nice or say fuck off.Now over perky people,Dont get me wrong I am a positive and out going energetic 5 yr old in a 40 yr old body.I can be annoying at times..But now I gonna talk about that over cheery annoying as that wasp that just wont fuck off knida annoying.You know the one that just dont shut the fuck up,speaks mock 47 with words.If you talk about something and cut them off,They patiently wait till your finished,oblivious to what you just said and just finish off talking.Yah I knew you be thinking of some annoying fucker you met like that before.Now I like to say dont get me wrong now.Sales jobs are sales jobs and make money for food and all.But some of those energetic fuckers out there that are selling shit.Wow talk about punch myself in the face when out shopping.So energetic it is annoying,I frankly dont give a shit how much my job is paying me.To act like I am on a high dose of speed is not for me.It is like that dude/dudette in the morning.So chirpy,they makes the birds fucking run away damn it.Like let me wake the fuck up before you start acting like we morning friends dancing and singing and shit.I have no morning friends,my body gets mad at my brain in the morning for fucksakes.Having that moment of peace in the morning while you wake up fully is serenity to our minds.To have someone fuck that up is so not cool at all.It is not that we wake up moody,annoying or bitchy.But rather we are reformed into a state of mind that should be allowed to wake up to avoid dangerous situations..You know we all have that unpredictable friend or coworker as well.The one we think needs Bipolar meds,cause they change moods like a fucking radio station changes songs.Enough to make anyone wanna fucking scream and slap,kick,punch,duck tape the the bastard.That guy/girl that goes from ha ha ha bla bla bla to whining and bitch on everything about the day that went wrong and then bounces to being an ignorant fuck snapping at everyone.Yup moods they make so much of life interesting.Fucking drama,fights,action,comedy.We can talk about everyone and the moods they have.When in the front line of them,we can laugh them off,tell them to fuck off or leave and avoid the area.Have a fun with the moods out there.Choose wisely daily for yours.

Be groovy,Be stellar

Rudi Jensen