Blog question answered

So I get quite a bit of emails with questions like I am a world class fucking genius.Ok well maybe I am a little.I guess my honesty pays off on the amount of emails I get.So I get good ones and bad ones.Some I laugh so hard I shart,some that make my eyes bulge out.And of course I get some disturbing ones that make me wonder.Did someone fuck that.I get numorous ass,dick,pussy and boob pics as well.Boobs I dont mind,send me all you want.But dick pics,like wtf is that shit for.So not into that,so keep them ugly ass elephant trunk looking mother fuckers away.As for the pussy shots,holy fuck I have had nightmares over a few.Some remind me of a monster coming out of the Abbyss,others look like it went through the fucking cheese grader. Could you imagine if a ass and pussy had a mileage counter.Fuck some people are total fuck fiends.So anyway there is no doubt about every single person in this world has stupid or dumb moments.But some are like wtf and how did you come up with that deranged question.So I will go through some of them and respond to them bluntly..

Dear Rudi,

Love your posts,so straight up.Can you please give me advice on what to do.I have recently caught my wife sleeping with my best friend.She told me that I have to suffer with her sleeping with him or she will divorce me.I would be able to live without the bitch,but sure she will take me for everything.

Sincerley Bob ......

My Response to Bob...

Bob you are one dumb ass fuck..You need to go in the bathroom and pull down your pants.Do a ball check.It they are there,maybe they never dropped yet when you walked in on the two of them.So for starters ball check..When you realize your a man and have them..Kick the bitch out,I tell you if I walked in on my friend in my Castle banging my Queen.I would drag the fuck to the floor and beat his ass and throw both out the fucking door.Now too be blunt,you are either some low self esteem dude or ugly as fuck.No man or women should be told to live with the fact and sit there and take it.Right now you Sir are taking it in the ass while your girl says.."Suffer while I fuck your best friend'. or in other words she is telling you that your her bitch.Get your man hood back,throw the bitch out and thump your buddy.He broke guy code 101.As for divorce,well ask yourself this....Do you like dipping your stick into a over crowded fishing hole.Like fuck you do,you are now.So be rid of her and go to the nut check...Rudi Jensen