Hate mail with response

Dear Mr.Groovy,
So I must say I respect you for being such a family guy.Great lover and athlete,but I dont respect your tattoos.They are shit,you would be a perfect 10 without them.Right now your a 8.You may not like what I have to say,but us women dont like the bad ass look no more.We want a family guy who is not in the star light and lime light and wants to be at home.Your body is great but I dont need a body like that for me.Should probably think about losing some muscle so you could meet be a real woman(me).I know your gonna use this email to make an example of my writing you.I dont care how athletic,beautiful or how your body is.If your getting attention from beside me it pisses me off.Make the right decision.Beth

MY RESPONSE

Holy fuck someone has bipolar issues,no lets break this down..a 10 but now a 8.Bitch please I will always be a 10 in my eyes and not batting one eye to give a fuck.Starlight and lime light.That must mean I shine in both worlds.Fuck yah.thanks.Bad ass,tattoos and muscle are bad ass,I was thinking you are the bad ass writing me your rubbish opinion.Lose some muscle so I can be with a real women and you bracket yourself.lol.Holy fuck thank you for the laugh.I created this super sexy and muscular body for me,not some hill billy thinking I was born for her.A real women would not ask me to give up my healthy lifestyle so I could be fucking lazy like her.Now as for getting attention from others and you saying you dont like that.By chance when you wrote this were you chasing fucking dragons on meds.Cause in no way in my world,heart or mind do you exist to me any fucking where.The attention I get bugs you alot,the.Then you should know that I am gonna go out and do some fucking now to get this email out of my head.Go see your therapist,because you writing me this I want you but dont want you email.Shows you need someone to talk to.You are creepy Beth.Attached is 3 numbers to local therapists in your erea.Have a most stellar day Beth.lol

Dear Rudi(asshole)
So I am gonna tell you that you are a fucking loser asshole.Guys like fucking you who make muscle and have pretty eyes and have it all fucking disgust me.You fuck boys take all the good women and dont care about having 4 or 10 of them.Your mommy should of taught you manners and to share.Your really not that good looking of a guy,you hair is wrong color and your body is off beat.I see and follow your blogs and see the attention you get.You abuse it so bad,I will give you some credit.I think you are a total dog,I wrote a fake email to you trying to set you up to meet me as a women.I sent you 3 pictures.You said in exact words.You were a happily taken man for 20 yrs with a family and were not interested.But you looked at the attachments so your just a dog.Freckles who likes those.Blind women obviously.I just wanna say pretty fuck boys like you need to back off and let other guys enjoy some beautful women.Todd

MY RESPONSE

Good day Todd(numbnuts)
Why do guys start out talking about my asshole.It is nice,but not always nice to talk about it.Say cheese now Todd cause shit is about to get real.Now to break this down, you calling me a fucking loser asshole.Did you eat your corn flakes when you thought that up.Like really Todd,how can a asshole be a loser.I was taught manners in everyway possible.Were you?Fuck boy omfg Todd.Be real I am a fuck man.Not a boy.Now we go from you saying I am all pretty and take away from all the guys.Seems now you have to try to make me cry saying I am not all that.Like wtf I am sorry Todd.I just cant please you anymore.Can we just have that cyber break up now.Body is off beat,sorry I cant dance all the time,my feet get sore.I will try my best to fit your needs in my life more Todd.As for following my blogs and stuff,well let me tell you something.I am really glad your hate and hard on for me goes to reading my stuff daily.I feel so proud your still in my life.Set me up with a fake email and pics,yup sorry am not like others dudes.Just because there is a hot girl.Does not mean I am gonna bang it.I cant help to wonder that if before you sent me those pics you really wanted to send me your junk secretly.Either way Todd I will miss you after this.I hav attached some local numbers for your anger issue.Please take advise and find yourself.Rudi

BE GROOVY,BE STELLAR AND BE YOU

Rudi Jensen