Dec. 28, 2016

Holiday fakeness

So glad the first half of the fake shit is over with.Nope I am not a grinch as you might say.Just hate fakeness.So as we all know every year at this time we have to put feelings aside and fake we like everyone.A society thing that during holidays all feelings aside"I say bullshit I do".Now your thinking wtf as if,not me.But your full of shit.In life it is always hard to lead by example.But during the holidays it is so bloody hard.We have to put up with those that through the rest of the year.We give no fucks about,we would not talk to them otherwise.We all have these people somewhere in our life.Now myself I fucking hate ass kissers and fakeness.I have no time for it,whether it be at holidays or any other time.If I dont like you in June,good fucking chance during the hoidays.I dont either and will not fake that shit either.I dont like you for a reason.All the parties at the office,always that one annoying as fuck employee you wish you could so throat punch.They take advantage of being extra annoying because it is the staff party.Us adults are like children,we separate people into groups like... the cool as fuck,geeky,lame,pretty girls or boys or the asshole groups.We all have that troubled family member that is a ignorant fuck wad.You know damn well they will have a few drinks and be themselves.And bring up a old feud or just be a prick in general.Well FYI,we are allowed to not like even family members.Hell I can not stand my mother as she is a plain out asshole to everyone that she comes across.We do not speak not even during holidays.You may not be fine by it,but I am and that is all that matters.Now store staff are some of the worst fake ass fuckers around.They dont make extra money for being extra nice.But holidays kinda forces it that way.Now they will follow you everywhere in the store looking for a part of your ass to kiss so you spend even more.Hell even your local weed dealer kisses your ass so you spend more.Fakeness is everywhere out there.Just look at all the jiffy marker drawn on eyebrows.Like wow fucking sad,sad fakeness.Anyway,everywhere we go during New Years and Christmas holidays that fake shit is there.I am old school,I will not cater to your feelings if I do not like you.I just wont even acknowledge you are there.I have no problem doing it.This world has gone to shit over fakeness.Be real and make your real self.Dont cater,nobody says actually give a throat punch to someone.But to head nod and carry on is good enough.Some of you may think I am dead wrong and ignorant myself.Ha ha I say,I treat everyone with respect.Even those I do not like.I just dont talk to them.That is real and not fake.My integrity is more important to me then kissing ass or faking who I am.Even partners have so much fake shit going on,lovers buying them spouse some goodies ,but then the side dude or side chick gets all the real goodies.Your wife or hubby and all those shitty things they do all year long.They try to make up in gifts.True facts.Then you got them couples where one will buy the other nearly nothing and make it seem like they were to busy or under stress to buy.Well that is so fake,that is called hate.Then the other one spoils the other to make them smile,glow and love them.Both is fake cause the love should be all year,not ass kissing fakeness on a holiday.Now strangers I think are some of the biggest fake asses as well.It is like they think a good deed is gonna make them feel better about themselves.For as old as I am.I have seen this for many years and alot of what I see is people trying to impress whoever is watching or close by.There fore being holiday fakeness,as they are not so much doing it solo for them but public display.Now dont get me wrong some do it out of heart and solo,But I am talking about the fake one's.It is like a panademic,everyone I speak with always has a story about some prick or dunz bird they had to put up with.I am so not a fan of it.You know when you go to your inlaws,most of us think of throat punches,floor trips and zipping lips.So we put on our fake mask just as the doors opens.When you wanna say"hey fuckface" but more like "hi Mr.Hansen".Yah you know what I am talking about.Then the inlaws are like.."oh that little bitch\asshole should not be with my Jonny, but they are like."Hi Jim,welcome to our home." while they are still thinking of ways to bury you.So myself I am glad the Christmas parties only come once a year.Some people can so not handle my raw go the fuck away with your fakeness attitude.I have no problem just walking away when someone is fake to me in the middle of them talking..Hell I dont expect people who do not like me to speak or acknowledge me either..I know some of you that are thinking,this guy has some points,but sounds like a rude prick.Nope just someone comfortable in making my life the way I want it.And that yes that involves not speaking with those I do not like and being fake as fuck.And of course I have points.All of you reading this likely had to deal with a few of these fake asses and be fake yourself.I will always tell it straight.See during the hoilidays there is so many emotional people,not that I am a asshole.But dont use a fucking holiday to be lame as fuck and put on a pitty show of fake shit.So your alone all year and now Christmas comes.You put it on thick to have people feel sorry and wanna have you around.Well forcing others to be nice during the holidays.So fake.So yes moral of this,the older I get.So much holiday fakeness out there.But every year people are starting to realize we can ot cater to those we do not want to be a part of.So anyway for what ever you did in your holidays and where ever you went.I hope you had a fabulous set of memories to carry with you now and super duper glowing smiles from all the parties.I would say.Hope Santa spoiled you,but you know he is the biggest fake fuck of all at Holiday season.lol.Be groovy,be stellar and always be you.Rudi Jensen