Those bad fucking day starts

So we all gonna have them a few hundred times in a lifetime or more. Sometimes 5 in a day. Like you wake up and all fucking hell breaks loose. Well damn it,I always ask myself. Why in the fuck did you have to wait till I was awake to deal with this shit. So no matter how well we try to run or control our daily out comes. Well like shit,it is always gonna work,we be morons to think we have perfect days. We are not a script in a movie. I try to tell people,everyone has a shit storm somewhere through out the year. We are always gonna have some shit go on in the day.. So for a few too mention that is a gaurantee to ruin your day. So how about the pet owners that wake up to the smell of shit from a cat or dog. Or steps in fresh warm shit getting out of bed.Having this happen is a bad day start wow. First of all,I can say this has happened to me a few times due to me having a little dog. Little ddogs love to shit and piss all over. I get up a 5 am and let me tell you stepping in warm shit at that hour. I must say is not only a miserable moment but a fucking shitty one. You know when you wake up the kids and they are dragging their asses. You just wanna scream trying to do your hair,get dressed for work while your vile children are not responding. Ha ha we all have this shit. Or fighting over the bathroom on who is next. So that can just turn your morning upside down before you even leave the dungeon. So what can go wrong next,ah fuck making lunches you got something on your tie or blouse. So alot of curses get thrown around and blame. Now you wanna strangle someone and your first hour of the day is shit. So what happens next,leaving the house. That can go smooth or like a bloody nightmare. So you go to car and for fuck sakes you have a flat tire or a dead battery. At any moment of shitty mornings. We all just wish we could crawl back in bed,but knowing damn well we cant. So now lets say your on the road and your late as a mother on her over due date to deliver. Traffic is a bloody nightmare and at this point you are wishing you never existed,at least on this day. So what do you do,well you can act like a loose cannon and freak out or you can take it as a grain of rice. Hmmmm I say,fuck it I wanna be inbetween. Half ready to burst like a balloon and ready to laugh my shitty start off. So at this point in any day.This is just first few hours,we start asking ourselves,wtf did I do to deserve this. Ummm you were born to be blunt. Happens to us all. So now we are pondering if it is gonna kill us or make us stronger as the day goes on. Well neither,hard to learn a lesson for most minor shitty starts that are unpredictable. We cant prepare and control that much every moment. Stuff is bound to happen. You know while you sitting in traffic and you got to get over and some dooche bag in a big ass truck is being a asshole. You are now thinking ALL THE SHIT YOU CAN DO TO THEM LIKE WOUND,DISFIGURE AND THROAT PUNCH. Multiple times too. Traffic can be the worst going to work or anywhere for all that matters. So now day care drop off,parking and now your late. What a gong show of a morning,sorry princess I say to people spazzing. Not much we can do. We all have these moments and while your bitching about your day,someone is having a worse day down the road or next community over. Now that is the truth,say out of every 10 people you run into. At lesast 2 or 3 had a bad start as well or more. Now your at work and oh my for fucks sakes is all your thinking. Work not done on Friday is now a rush on Monday or the weekend guys never did shit all and now your stuck with it. Yah these times are now deep in a mind really wanting more then ever to be invisible and whoop someone's ass. Yah in my head I do some nasty thoughts too,so your not alone if you think worse.. Now the morning so shitty it just drags on,waiting for lunch seems like a 8 hour day. So now your just dredding the afternoon wishing it will go fast. But likely it is not going any faster.. Of course it is the truth,you start to ponder on those bad starts. Hmmm what is a way I can get out of work today,then the thought you cant afford to. So your mad again. Life always has bad days,now wait til it is home time and the traffic comes along. Finally hour late getting home. Nobody took anything out for dinner and your crappy,tired and ready to kill. With this your most important thought is..WHEN IS BEDTIME. Well that is still a few hours away and now the kids are all back causing havoc. Can you throat punch a child,um no. But you can pretend you lost your hearing at work today temporary and hope you will get silence. Sometimes I will say I have to make a phone call and it has to be quiet and I will go in my room and taper down. But not likely,or how about you come home to shit again from the dogs. Wow these are the days that clones would have no problem cleaning shit as it be your clone and you can totally make it a mute,lol. But come on reality is reality. Much like this post. You can have a shitty day with a smile or you can have a shitty day with murder on your hands from snapping. Not sure about you all,But I dont look well in prison blue coveralls.So that being said.

Be groovy

Be stellar

and we all have shitty days...

Rudi Jensen