Fuck alot

All right ladies and gentlemen we all know you like to fuck alot. First of all,I will tell you guys a few known facts. Girls dont like dirty men for life partners. If you mange to just have hot banging sex bumping the uglies after the bar. That is all it is. Your a man horror and soon you will have no glory as you will shrivel up prune and get old. Girls don't think it's cool that you guys are sticking your dicks in every bucket of mayonnaise out there sloshing about. You ladies, how much mileage do you think of a vagina can have in a year. Like DAMN Girls. Omfg my balls just fell in. I hear women bitching about guys cocks all the time. Yapping they all tiny and shit. Well not saying you don't come across small ones ladies. But when you got Tom,Billy, Frank,Steve,Joseph,Peter,George,Tommy RJ,Frankie,Mike,Timmy and Tom all up inside yah in a month or 3. Damn girl don't tell me that a guys dink is small when your vagina's been stretched out from one fucking galaxy to the next. Guys like really your no better,you got to bang them birds like crazy just to get out some dust out. Cause you all dried out from riding the town bike everynight. Your only blowing dust mates and then you go and  masterbate on top of that. I guess that is where the airburst rumors come from. I myself think it is completely gross how many people a single person fucks in a year. I guess what ever fills your tank and empties your hose. Happy fucking all..

Be groovy,

be stellar 

and wrap that damn thing before you need meds.

Rudi Jensen