Single life

Single life is not that bad,not sure why everyone always complains. Lets see,you get all the attention from all sorts.Lets refer to the list..
Obsessed
Crazy
Narcissists
Drunks
Drug induced mentals
People on bad meds or who need them
The magician that disappears all the time
The liar
The cheat
The mysterious
The Suave
Barbie doll
Ken doll
The Jerk
The Bitch
The user
Game player
The bank drainer
The friend fucker
Homeless Barry,Larry,Denise or Mary"always one of these"
The nag
The picky
The lazy.
The thief
The slapper
The puncher
The pusher
The stabber
The I live with my mommy still..
Of course this makes dating extra fun straining out the normal,have fun.Play safe and use protection.Rudi Jensen

Be groovy,

Be stellar,

before you date,refer to list again..