Easy hater come back

THIS FOR YOU GYM FOLKS,
We hear this shit alot..People saying you're high on yourself or a little conceited.
I like to return words like..
The mirror is all I got,I have no one else.
You're a little high on your opinion,dont yah think? Can we be friends now.
I can help you be happier with yourself too
Do you need a hug?
Come backs piss haters off more then themselves.