So I offend you,ummm so what

Of course I am not for everyone as it may seem. Since I am so cool,raw,offensive,handsome,charming and smart as fuck. I always have a offender on my hand somewhere. That is the problem in this world anymore. I cant even take a shit or forget to put a comma or period. And someone acts like they are on their period. I was not born to make and amuse others,whether you laugh or say wtf. You read my shit,watch my video's and read my blogs. So cant offend you that fucking much... Half the shit I say is what people are thinking and not saying. Now if I said it without cursing,really how fucking lame would that be. I am happy with the amount of fan mail I receive about my work. Now if you were to follow a comedian or go to their show. Would you be offended? I doubt that if you paid for that ticket. So I am no different,yes I am raw and so what. If you reading could be raw,you would. I dont just go into a group of friends and start throwing fucking fucks about. So here and there someone I have known for a while. Will out of the blue tell me I am offensive,well wtf did that come from. But I really dont care,it is not like I run around in public ranting my views to strangers. Or like I am running around like a savage madman,so in reality no bother. Now if I was out there causing problems and being a asshole in public,yes be offended. But until then shoo with you being offended. I am so over it,see I dont get alot of hate mail,mad mail or threats. I get more positive feedback,love letters and some weird proposals. But the one's that do send me negative feed back. I wonder how the fuck they make it out of bed daily talking that shit. Some people I would like to just stand in front of them and shove a bar of soap in that big mouth of theirs. I have always wondered since I was just little older then a used sperm. Why people give a shit about someone else or what they say. Like I seen a post by a cheese and cracker ad"saying that crackers like cheese". Then everyone starts spewing racial advertising. Wake the fuck up you sad fucking people. Crackers do better with cheese. Why the fuck take it out of context,oh yeah. Cause you all need to go backwards instead of forward. Bloody wankers always nagging and bitching. Nobody elses fault you are not cool or have no cool friends. All these haters need to just write their shit down. Read it and ask themselves if they are worth posting their idiotic shit words. But they wont,dumb ass fucking babies. So regardless of what I write or video blog. You can deny all you want about your love hate relationship with me. I am ok with that,cause half of the haters out there. You all talk trash,but meeting me in a crowd. You would get wet and hard,piss your pants talking with me. So fuck yah you lose,so in reality I try to not spew about shit that fuels hate mail. Like gays,religion cause we ALL know those subjects bring out the fucking crazies and the insane. Anyway back to being offended with me,WHATEVER. I write what I want,I have seen so much shit and street warfare,junkies,underground worlds you all would piss your pants in. I have solid advice for alot of shit and straight out views on things I see or here. Now I will never say that sometimes I might be too blunt,but in reality "If the shoe fits" fuck yah wear it sucky baby. But for those that do whine and bitch to me,as far as I am concerned. Your like a groupie following a band,but no cheap dirty sex at all.Just cheap dirty words while you follow me. Like when you sit behind a keyboard and have to write someone. Cool sometimes,but like really some of you with your lame insults. Kids have better insults. Why call me things I know already. In my intro,it tells you if your offended,FUCK OFF. I PAY FOR MY SITE,IT IS MY BRAIN AND MY OPINION. Why some of you cry over reality,I dont fucking know. If I could hand out cyber tissue,boy oh boy you all be hijacked by tissues. I still try to understand daily why so many people cry about everything that they are offended. How dare you say that carrot is fucked up or call your dog a reject. How dare you cut your grass longer then anothers. Like fuck off people,mind your own business. Problem in this world is,ya all more interested on telling others how to live. Rather then living your own life AND LEAVING OTHERS ALONE. There are so many other issues in life people should worry about and be offended over. Like the homeless problem across the globe, the shit food choices they have now or paying higher prices to eat healthy. Now child poverty is offensive and very little is done. Now people rather tend to whine about the word fuck,then that of a boney child barely moving starving to death. So you can see why I have a fuck you attitude towards whiners. Bitch and moan for shit that effects all,not just your soft fox like ears and mouse brain. Anyway I hate having to write shit like this. Frankly if you are offended. Whatever YOU read it,so cant hate it that much. Anyway be you and be always you. Fuck the rest. But like I say when everyone hates you,your either doing it right. Or you really are a fucking asshole or bitch. That I am not,I only work part time hours at Asshole dot com. Now say cheese and boom cause I am likely gonna go do something someone will find offensive now Cheers. Rant over. Rudi Jensen