People watching at the river

So today I was at the river with my family,was a gorgeous day out. We had gone there to just body surf and daddy always goes with kayak to river,lol. I like to paddle up stream in the current,stellar upper body workout."my day off from gym". So anyway we surfed a few times up and down,we sat across from the boat launch. So you notice shit,right? like dont tell me you dont people watch. Cause I call bullshit,whether you people watch with no critisicm in that head of yours. You are gonna see shit and some things beyond normal whether you want to or not. So anyway seeing all those people,you see the some that look so sad and lonely. Even though they are with friends or spouses. Some that are so angry for what seems like no reason.. So me while I was paddling,I kept getting with in feet of the launch or just pulling in and riding the eddy line on current edge. I just would watch and chit chat with folks,I am friendly but always talk to kayakers about kayaks and trips,lol. I know geek I am..Anyway some moody ass fuck tards I must say out today,why go outdoors? Should soothe that snowflake attitude up first. Seen quite a few sad folks and talked to a few mopey one's. People so lonely, I talked to about 25 people. 9 women and 2 guys tried to pick me up. Willing to give me numbers,come hang out with me and 3 saucy offers. We keep them thoughts out of here,not sure anyone is ready for that ewww. Anyway I talked with some and with in the first 3 minutes I was being offered movie night,some was the life story on how broken they were,few man haters. Yes they offered them numbers up pretty fast. Before anyone thinks I am a man whore,I dont take numbers EVER. When I ride my kayak or hike,dont try to pick me up. I will either be rude or ignore you,I take my outdoor time serious. One lady I just wanted to get out of my kayak and give her a hug. She told me that she just lost her husband 4 months ago and her daughter 6 months before him. Today was her first time out with her brother away from the house since his passing. She was very strong,but very broken inside. Her sadness layed on me for a little bit after that. If I could of give her a part of my heart for strength to help her through this time. I would of right there on the spot. Another women,about 25,she is in that broken and desperate stage to feel something again. She came in the freezing water to keep chatting with me after I burned her nicley for trying to cat call me. So I moved farther out. See me I know I am good looking,You do looking at me or not. This one was getting on my fucking nerves,she kept complimenting me and asking to meet for coffee. Asked me to come and let her cook me dinner. Like wtf,how do you know I was not gonna cut you up and put you in my kayak hatch you dumb bitch. Like omg wow I was thinking. So I just said to her when she came out to me? Why you acting so desperate,I was being serious I have no interest. She answered by saying I seemed so sweet and honest. Then said cause I am and quote"fucking hot" too. Fuck I hate hearing that,I teach my boys to not say you are hot. Anyway she admitted that she was newly single and so lonely. Well at this point I am pretty irritated cause of the hot comment. I am not a fan of calling someone hot unless it is your partner you know. Anyway I left and went and played with kids in the water more. Came back hour later or so,again I get over there and so many frowns. Watching people and the cell phone craze,holy fuck. You cant talk to nobody without those damn things on. But I like conversation and like to learn daily so I stayed floating around playing in the rapid there..I too am always looking for paddling friends. Cause again I am a geek,lol. So I did see alot of happiness,but also seen alot of women diss their men. When I would pull up on shore and get out of my kayak. Of course I have no PFD on,so women would just stare and drool in front of their men. Wow 2 of them when the men went back for second load. Started talking to me and offered up fb and their cell numbers. Is that a trader or a cheater or a women looking for a casual friend? I am not opposed to opposite sex friendships,but that is low is it not? Anyway I am not like other guys,I could not give a shit how big your tits are,how nice that ass is or how rich you are. I have respect on any man's women whether it my friend or a stranger. But it shows me how lonely people are. They always wanna upgrade to something better.. I dont act cool I am cool. It is not to draw someone's attention from another in anyway. That is me.. Now men you really do treat the women like shit you are with and are very lazy watching this on and off for hours. But but I seen women who talk to their men like dogs as well. I never seen a women be so demanding as this one,her life jacket was on the ground right bloody in front of her. She started yelling at little Bobby 2 fingers like a devil. Yes that is right to come all the way back to her to pick up the jacket. I was thinking like wtf you aint nothing special at all,If you gonna be a douche or a cunt to people make sure you got alot to offer. He walked about 50 feet back to her and grabs the jacket. Saying sorry hunny,I should of picked it up for you a while ago. YO YO YO BOBBY WTF you need to push that lazy little bitch in the water. I was stunned.. Now between the drama of the drinkers,the depressed,sad and broken. Was a interesting day I must say to watch all of this. Now yes some say it is not cool to people watch,well fuck off it is so. Makes us thrive for more,makes us not want to be like what we are seeing,makes us appreciate what we have.. Anyway the world has changed so much in say 5 years,I say that if aliens really did try to take over. There are so many suck tits and snowflakes. That they would all get fucking probbed little whiney bastards. Could be a good thing,we could enjoy life if so many were not offended over a fart. It just shit gas. Rudi Jensen