Schools in bitches
Wheeew ya'll ready for those damn kids to be off woot woot. I know you are like this bloke so excited kids are back. Like hell none of you are either,ha ha. Damn right I am,the fun has just begun. Just kidding all that time we wish we had cause kids were on summer break. Yes the one to be alone,no we are alone not knowing what the fuck to do. That is correct again because kids are not there to cook for during the day every half hour it seems. And the mom,mom, mom,dad ,dad,dad has come to complete hault. We think like this,but unless you don't like your kids. You will miss the sound of them,while telling yourself you need silence. There is no silence,goes like this... First and second day not bad,then so and so is ass or this is hard. Then comes the rape you dry fee's and extra sporting costs on top of that. Then the list of shit your kid don't need appears,while we look at it like wtf. We quickly tell our kids,you don't need that shit.lol. True for most,like deposits on shirts,lockers and etc. Like when the fuck did people start walking away with school lockers. That you need to charge a locker fee? Right.. Well I still have not got a answer about why the fee is charged. Or them bothering me to pay for a deposit for a locker. Cause if they pressured it,I would offer to bolt the locker my kid uses and still tell them no. I guess life is all about money. I am sure none of you parents are ever gonna miss"can I have this,Can I have that" shit. Cause like most of us,unless you have only one child or are well off. You are not spoiling your kids for everything with back to school shit. You know for the years our kids will go to school we will have many feelings over the years. Let me tell you having 5 kids I have seen or heard it all. Now with those memories came alot of happy tears and sad tears. So many laughs and still laughing inside. My love grew more and more throughout the school years watching them grow. Now with many of us parents coming towards school starting back up,many head stressing goes on. Shit is not cheap and kids are so not reasonable sometimes. Right? So the expensive aspect of it can be a burden for many. So some memories are not always welcomed. Anyway,shit the stories from the kids after school are the best moments. Just sit and listen,we can never be to busy to listen. Like the time Tommy told the whole class mommy was getting a spanking from uncle Jerry. Or when daddy and aunt Sally were making screaming noises during a fight.lol..Fuckk I just roar,or when they are smart enough to figure out 2 teachers are bumping the uglies.. Well anyway I am sure you thought silence was gonna be good and quiet times were coming. Shitty thing is twhen the kids are there,we are more busy because we are interupted so much. But when the kids are gone,fuck me the house is cleaned by 9 am and thumb up the ass by 9:05. Truth to that,only thing that takes time is bloody aweful laundry room. Fuck I hate that room,during school season I have nightmares of clothes. Yes calling my name,the washing machine screaming to feed it. "Feeed Meeee" over and over. Bla barf. Dishes are next for shit,that is one job I pitty. But like laundry,the washing part is super fricking easy. The drying and putting away sucks ass. So anyway hope you enjoyed the first week back. I will check in to see how you are squeezing time for sports,work and school and house chores soon.
Be groovy,
Be stellar
and always
Be YOU.
Unless you wanna strangle a kid
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