I got caught looking at boobs

Now remember before you send me some trashed out hate mail. If you are a lady,I am sure you got a few reasons for not liking a little itty bitty dick. So don't knock me over not liking big boobs.

Ok so I will just say I got busted staring at this beautiful women. Not gawking like a creep,but I was like wtf those boobs are like a bloody planet. She says excuse me "I don't appreciate being looked at like meat" I said "Me either. She says you been staring at me and I quote "LIKE FOREVER YOU KNOW" in this squeeky voice stuck up voice. I will totally admit she was absolutely captiavting. But the thing is,her yah tits,boobs,arm pit tits,flap jacks or whatever people call them now. They just boobs to me... I am not into overly sized big boobs at all in anyway. I would have to truly like and love a women alot to have big big boobs. Just not into them,whatever floats their boat or your boat. Surely sinks mine anyway. So anyway to go on,I admitted I thought she was exquisite. She was flattered,she should be. I am not too shabby myself he he. But what in reality it was like 4 seconds I was staring,she was all of 5'3 and 90 lbs estimate. Her boobs were bigger then my head and likely 45% of her body. Like fuck me what the hell you need tits that big for. Be like having a Honda civic and putting on monster truck tires. I was just looking and thinking. Like what the fuck do you do with them that big. If you were to fuck them,you would surely lose your ass and waist. It would take 5 sets of hands to cover it in the time you get off. How much material do you need for a bra,do they sink you or float you. Can we play hide and seek,surely she could hide behind one of them easily. Could surely get knocked the fuck out if she turned to fast. Having her cuddle you,be like someone having their knee's in your back. So many things I always ask myself. Anyway she was like it is so rude,out of fucking nowhere I blurted,"so not like me btw "I said are you top heavy with those things? kinda chuckled. Oh I was feeling the red rise from my belly to head in embarrassment and saying to myself" WTF did you just say dummy". She says ha ha you funny guy,I said as usual,"I know". She laughed and whispered "You can stare at them at my house if you like" Wtf I was not going there with the staring. I just smiled,but then asked her seriously. "I just not to be rude,can I ask you how it is with them so big. " She says I get them up sized every few years.. I was like wtf you do that on purpose,I was back to being a asshole. I said I mean no offence,I said "You are so tiny,I was just wondering about your back. " I was wondering way more then that,not sexual either. Anyway in the end I was so shocked,I am 44  and never seen such a huge set on a women so tiny. Like wtf,take a lego man and put a G.I. Joe head on it. Right? so anyway I gave her a fake number and she gave me her real one,address,Ig,Fb and Twitter. She obviously wanted me to clean her clitter clutter. All I wanted was some answers how uncomfortable it is. Anyway least I walked away without a slap,felt bad she was a nice bird. Just surely could never hike a mountain with her,as she would fall on way down and beat me down everytime. Those are not relationship goals...... Rudi Jensen

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