Shopping for partners,Is this the new way to be unhappy.Things I wonder
So no doubt about it that dating is gone fucking sour as shit now. So many choices and so many disfunctional people to choose from. Styles,bodies,bank accounts,slutty,non slutty,dumb,smart and etc..It is like choosing right from wrong in many ways. So where the fuck do you start ? Well start by not going after anyone any less then you deserve. But do people shop for partners like they shopping for new cars,homes and clothes. Fuck yes they do, like boob size, the bulge he has and then body type for starters. It is like a menu nowadays, you can pretty much find any type you want. So much fakeness out there, someone has already mades themselves a Barbie and a Ken doll. Yes I said fake,so many fake as shit bodies out there. As well as fake as shit folks and blokes which in any case things usually never float. And are for different strokes...What floats one's boat,sure the fuck is not gonna float mine. Well maybe if her boobies are big enough he he. "kidding I am no big boob fan" Anyway everything from make up, clothes, body type, hair, clothes,popularity. Wallet size used to mean so much,but nowadays there are so many flakes, people just want a normal one. Well sorry to break it to everyone,we all are fucking broken. We all have baggage,only way you have none. Is if you just came out of the vagina recently. Which of course never happened, so you will find them too. So shopping around for partners is pretty difficult unless you like settling for less. But keep in check the baggage thing,we all have it and we all have been broken or still broken. Avoid them one's for now,unless you got glue. But leg size,boob size,nose,ass and etc. Dudes really will take anything they can fuck at most,like they trying to get mileage on their bikes. But the guys I listen to talking about the dream girl. Like wtf,go to wally world and buy a Barbie and fuck that. We can search and search forever before we find a perfect. But inbetween we may have some flakes and eat our cake over in the end. But, but that is dating,now ladies. You all the same as the dudes for searching. I listen to so many of you saying he has to have this and has to have that. Well Ken is at wally world too. So yes if I was a women I would want a bulgy guy. But same time I want one that is loyal,sweet and can make me happy down under and above with thunder. People shopping nowadays is for showing off who has a better looking partner. From what I see anyway out there on a weekly basis. The things I see most are people only giving a shit about looks and body. Dont get me wrong,if I am not attracted to you. Like no fucking way my parts are gonna tingle, anyone can make our minds tingle. So whatcha got to do ? we find amazing people all the time,but we are not attracted sexually to them. But our minds are totally connected and caressing each other. So we can't just go and shop around like that. Not like we have a dating book,using dating apps. That shit only shows you people on there are studying for their Hep tests and still only getting a "C". So if that is whatcha want, eww barf,barf gag. So shopping is not always fun,yes you might think shopping is wrong word. But let me say this,back 10 years ago I would not say that. But now people get mad,butt hurt or offended. They jump ship,if they see someone better interested in them. So how is that not shopping,we are always looking for new furniture and vehicles. No I don't think that way myself,I only give a shit about my mind. My balls and stump,well they will learn if the body dont fit. Mind is all the importance. But some of all you greedy fuckers got it all in many ways backwards. So anyway to my point,I see people looking for partners like they shopping from a online catalog. Well this texting,email and shady shit going on everywhere,wtf would you wanna look. Well cause we all need our willies wet and our minds a tingling. Just shitty while we searching we get broken,medicated and medicated. Then there are the one's that are just man or women haters after being broken. So amazes me why folks are not tad pickier with people. I know while I pick,I can usual tell with in a few weeks at the MOST. If I got some fuck tard,some people just need a partner to have constant attention on them. Not saying attention from your partner is not right. But both ways,if you bow down and do everything for them. That is not a relationship,that is slavery at its finest. I fucking so hate listening to women,oh I do it all cause it makes him happy. Yo bitch smack yourself, he be happy if you busted his nose and gave him a fucking beer. Get a man that gets off his ass ladies and men get some women who is a women and not a materialistic pylon. Still wanna shop,lol ? How about ladies when you are checking out that dude and he got it gooooing on gurl. Boom then he scratches his balls and wipes his lips,nobody is perfect and I am sure everyone does that at most. You know where you have had that junk in your trousers that day. Right ? ewww. So we will search forever shopping for the perfect gift to ourselves in a partner,of course always opening up hardships,broken hearts and medications. So much of this photoshop shit going on,texting just don't cut it anymore. You don't know what the hell you are getting into anymore. Half the fucking people wearing make up,you cant fucking recognize them without it. I am baffled by that. Be like "Mr.Jensen what is the describtion of your girlfriend ?", me sobbing. I dont know she had no make up on.. Dudes be like vanishing like if Merlin came by and took them for a apprenticeship for fucksakes. Alot are just merely fucked when it comes to finding a partner. So yes this shit ponders me how we shop for our partners. Is is it really more about looks and body and body now. Everyone wants candy to feel young and special,rsarely finding what they are truly looking for. Because by track record. It is that way,but man and women so no it is not. I give credit to those who don't care about money,looks,clothes but the person on how it makes them feel. That is the shit,but anyway I must say this shit baffles me so much. I like to sit in pubs and bars,grocery stores and etc watching the shopping process. Like fucking window shopping when you got no money,but this needs no money. Just the right connection to make that spark. Go shopping and remember we get no returns. So pick wisely fill your heart and mind. Rather then Vag and Stag. Rudi Jensen
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