Partying over 40

So quite obvious unless you some over seasoned drink hound. You know that drinking in your 40's sure the fuck is not like our 20's. I do it few times a year, that is drink at all. Maybe once I will get shit faced, when I say shit faced. I mean Rudi is down like a fucking dud missle for 2 or 3 days whiney and all. Thing is I chose not only because my family are alcoholics, but why the fuck do I wanna feel like shit after a night of partying hard. I must say holy shit I have went to parties and said no no. But ended up with few beers, then few doobies, few shits of something gross and then the bumps come ut and so does the tongue Ninja. Those unaware, you talk to fucking much like you a fast talking robot with fuck all to say.. Well at the time it is such a good idea when young and all. Now the average friend of mine now drinks 3 beer to my one. So think and do the math, not only am I like wtf. But I just am in no hurry to gag, wobble, be dizzy or puke anymore. I can drink them down as if you would think I was a alcoholic. But nope never been able to handle even 4 beer after 20. Gives me a shit ass feeling day after for such small amount. Shit if I have a beer for lunch, that will make me drag my ass, lol. How people do it on the weekends 2 nights in a row. Fuck me how does anyone wanna feel like dying 2 days in a row, praying for someone if there was one out there. Are laughing like everyone else cause you a dumb fucker. And so should of stopped after 30 beer... Mental torutre in everyway, our brain and body is wtf-ing us. Shit that is too much food and gym I miss dying in bed wishing someone would just bloody end me and fast. Now we all get that woo hoo yaaah fun feeling and never think about the consequences. But when they come, holy moly it is a fucking train slamming into your little toe. Then the stomach is being wiped out internally by a barf and shit wave. When we get that having a blast feeling, we are never smart enough to stay there. We are like yaaah wooo hooo give me more I am ok shit. Knowing damn well and everyone around you. You be thinking you are crossing the light cause you died mid morning or cuddling with the pissy toilet with puke all over you. Of course some show off when it comes to partying, them I feel sorry for next day if they awake that day. Those poor suckers had a mission, yup a mission to act cooler then all pounding back those drinks. Ha ha well the following day they are still leading everyone. But in how shitty they feel and how much they have gagged, barfed and had a train drive over their head. Just one amazing feeling we all get in the heat of the moment. Just soooo good and the fun with happy feelings. It kinda like a perfect looking steak left in fridge a day extra. We start to cook and get all excited we about to demolish a medium rare steak. We eat that fucker down fast, half hour later you regret the day later part, cause yup you puking and shitting. So happy and then regrets, same as drinking though. Always ups and downs and perks and no perks, pro's and con's...So most recently I had went out for this friends birthday party, well I got home at 5:30 in the morning. I lost 8 lbs in two days not eating cause I was helping the bucket get filled up, whinning like a fucking baby out of the womb. My throat was as sore as a used vagina after birth. I was obliviated like the spider you step on in summer. Now I must say that I seen some pretty harsh partying over the years. I can drink those beers or rye's back like water. Not saying I will not suffer, but it just does not have the appeal after 30. The amount of torture it does to our bodies is just harsh. Now myself I just cant eat the next day until late at night or day later. So I see some people just pound back bottles of JD, RYE, WHISKEY and VODKA. Well if I tried that I would be like, ummm dead yup. So me watching other people in their late 30's, I am fuck mate you gonna die in 8 hours. But seeing how the finger puppets out of high school drink or the college kids. Holy mother of all fucking drinkers. Those dumb bastards wake up with death so close, but yet get back up and go again. So I will run it down like this. When you hit 30, the fucking morning headaches increase by 10 fold. The body chill bastards make you think you have gone to the arctic and got hit by a truck. And now lay on the side of the road freezing and dying.. So needlessly anything after 30 you are asking for the shits, pukes, major headaches, tremors and etc. All by ten fold, fuck me that does not sound good. See I smoke weed, no hang overs EVER. Way cheaper then drinking, I have never puked on weed or did anything but chill, climb mountains, kayak and etc. No music required for that shit.. So for those of you that still torture yourselves, kudos to you bad ass fuckers. Well stupid fuckers is more like it, but today is a nice day. We will all find that place and time when drinking is not cool anymore because of the consequences. Myself once a year I am a stupid fucker myself, but less and less as years go on. So anyway yah partying over 30 sucks with liquor... Rudi Jensen

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