Ever had one of those mornings

Ever just wake up and slap yourself, cause that damn Netflix purge started at dinner and lasted until 1 am on a school and work night. Then in the morning you are left dragging your ass with a chain to keep it up. The bags under your eyes are just as packed as the homeless guys cart down at the local mini mall. Kids lunches are messed up, meat, cheese and crackers. But your dumb ass forgot the bread. Ha ha these days are gold. Not really but bare with me here. The clothes you wanna wear are too damn wrinkly and you got to go like now while blaming Netflix because YOU PEOPLE are weak.. So you wear it anyway and now you look homeless like the guy at the mini mall. Your bitchy mood has topped off like your heat register, up high, but not enough to blow the wallet. You walk out the door to realize the curling iron is still on, the toilet is flooding from a kid size morning torpedo. Yes that is right to bomb the morning even more.. Clean the shitter and go out the door to realize you can't find the keys for the car. Now you like all fuck fuck again still blaming Netflix. So my advice... NETFLIX AND CHILL, might give you a headache if they suck. But you be to bed on time.. Just saying... Rudi Jensen