Dec. 3, 2019

Magazine articles for ladies

Omg reading lady magazines are so damn funny.. Caption.. 50 ways to make him horny. Ok, well after touch his dick, those other 49 things are what now ? Ha ha exactly 49 more times he gonna wanna bang off that thong. 50 ways, show most men your wrist and that brings the bone out of the hole. So 49 what right, lol.. Caption... 25 Ways to pamper your vagina to stand out ? WTF STAND OUT, like you wanna have someone fall in or bang off the side walls falling into the Abyss ? We don't need braids, perfume, dye jobs. What next put some damn vag with glitter and mini pictures up fuck.. Unless you wanna stare at your own vag and wanna see it going bling bling. Blokes don't care ladies. As long as its not like the dark knight forest and you can't find the door or the floor. They don't care wtf it looks like. Then Caption.. 15 ways to get your man to notice you.. Ladies listen to my ADVICE ON THIS. If being there don't do it ladies and make him want you, notice you, wanna do something with you. I am happy to say.
You're FREE to go, YOU ARE WITH THE WRONG GUY.
Just saying no magazine needs to tell you that.
Rudi Jensen