Jan. 13, 2020

Where we created our babies

Good day to you all,
 
Baby creations
So last week I was having a conversation about how are kids were conceived. To the bizarre world I wrote a quick small temporary blog looking for stories from people. On how and why the place in question of conceiving. I have obviously shortened the letters as I really never needed as much details as I got from them. Now even more to a shock was some of the ways I will list. Shall blow your minds in ways like it did mine. So one guy wrote saying that his wife and his older daughter was in labor at the hospital. Things happened and now they went are having a emergency c-section and were no longer allowed in room. So they tried to find something to do. They walked around looking at other babies in the viewing room. Then started to memorize about having little one's, rubbing each other and kissing. So they got all hot and bothered and looked down the hall and seen a family bathroom and shagged each other. 9 months later. Little Tammy was born. Not so bizarre right, kinda common quicky. Next one was a lady who worked as a flag lady for a road construction company. Her boyfriend came at lunch one day and they used the bucket in the bulldozer to have a quickie. 9 months later little Mike was born and they nicknamed him Dozer ha ha nice one. Some guy wrote me a little bitter with a nasty garbage bin story, him and his wife had 6 children already. WOW I know the stress. Anyway they were scared to have sex anymore and neither fixed, so fair enough. So after a year and a half, ouch my dick is crying thinking about that. So they were on a road trip with their kids, went to a gas station, seen a couple with their 3 kids and they were all over each other. They were like that was us, what happened to us. They went and took the stuff back to the vehicle. Told the kids they be right back, went by the dumpsters and had a quickie lol. Priceless I am thinking, well they were being watched by some creepy over weight cook. They kept going, moral now is.... the new baby, they makes jokes to him saying he was conceived in a dumpster.. In reality he was.. lol..A lady wrote me saying that she met a guy 8 years ago at a public park while sun tanning. Went and shagged him in the tree's. She admitted it was gross and out of context. But she was horny and he was hot. Fair enough.. Anyway she never seen him after that for a few weeks, no name exchange or nothing. Just a nasty bush shagging and never see each other again was the initial plan. Well then she ran into him at the grocery store took him home and banged the shit out of him. After that, she describes literally while laying naked. Tells him she was pregnant after the first time at the park. To her surprise he took it well, they stayed together from that day on and married 2 years later. They now have 3 children. Love stories like this, starts off raunchy and gets all mushy. . The mother of my kids, well being a out door guy. You can just imagine now how all my kids were conceived. Now first I will say, shagging in the prairies is just regular wood for guys. Now going in the mountains, well to be blunt. It like a super boner. Clean air and extra oxygen I guess. Anyway so I always looked forward since a kid to have my own bear growling going on. So second kid with her was just at a lake camp ground in the prairies in the front seat of a Sprint car, yes I said Sprint, it was tight and legs were in back seat and out the window. Thing was our first kid together was about 6 or 7 months old in the back in car seat sleeping. lol. Our third kid was made in the strongest boned area for a man. YES THE MOUNTAINS. It is like being a huge 200 lb Buck with a antler between your legs. Now pulling up beside a beautiful mountain and creating a special spark of life. BOOM most dynamite. In the end we had a baby months later and weeks after, dirt and rock still falling out of our ass cracks. Bruises on our backs, knees and so on. So never really matters where we create a mushy bush banging or a mattress, bathroom shagging and etc. At these moments the creations are not only priceless, but expensive as fuck orgasms paying for kids for the rest of life.ha ha have a stellar day. Rudi