Shit kick bucket

So living in society nowadays we have many moments where the thought to shit kick someone for their stupidity happens. Heck back in the day to me. Everyday was a good day to fight, well even today I think the same. But refrain unless needed, anyway before I drift. We just can't punch everyone in the head, maybe when you visit the old neighborhood. But not in the rural family oriented one. So wtf does a man or women do when you wanna smash someone. But somewhere between childhood and adulthood, you transformed. Yes with brains enough not to hit first and listen to the cry and the ching clang clang noise at the jail cell. So me I have a shit kicking bucket I surrender to one portion of the brain. You got it, myself and my bucket do some messing up in thought time. ha ha you laugh now, but wtf you gonna do. At most we got to walk away, I dont worry sop much about getting beat. But I do worry about the old me surfacing over some punk ass little wench wannabe. So I have a shit kick bucket, kinda like a bucket list or my fuck it bucket. But full of shit kicks, when ever I wanna shit kick. Damn I got a bucket full of knobs. Yes in reality you still dont smash them, but I can day dream, night dream and more. Where else you supposed to put that mood of some pissing you off ? That is right hard one. Any how, ya'll have good luck with the shit kick bucket. For those that are like wtf reading this. It is satire so save the kleenex and go to my website. Rudi Jensen