Morning boners

Us guys know this since bonerhood started.Girls have known it ever since they started being interested in men and boners.So all and all,it is a great thing to get with so many sensational feelings and not so sensational ones.So from a male point a view.I will explain the pro's and con's and not about just sex.So see for most guys,it feels great inside you for sex.Point done..But ladies I hear you all the time saying..It is in my back or poking my ass.Well let me tell you.Sometimes the pressure is well soothing.We put pressure on it to relieve pressure.Yes I said it.Not all boners are cause we horny ass Joe Bang Alot in the morning...THERE IS NO FUCKING CHOICE.Rise and shine fucker,saluting that purple helmet like it your country flag.Of course we like it,but not all the time.Like your sleeping and now you have a part of a damn stick poking your abs in.So dont worry about bum and back ladies.Try laying on a hard dickhead..sure not comfy.You can lay on your side with morning boner,but then it feels like it popping out at base of socket,flopping to the left ot to the right.No sleep,so 2 choices,lay on back.Let it lay on your stomach or rub it on your hunny.Sometimes we just lay flat trying to get it to go away..Morning boner sides are bad,try taking a piss while your waving at 50 km.You be pissing all over.Same with a boner.Morning boners are better wood so it is almost worth getting up with that kinda dick so early.Sometimes it is so tight and swollen.A beating us the only thing gonna help.Be kind ladies it is a choice WE DO NOT GET.And remember ladies,the early bird gets the worm...Rudi Jensen