Farts

Farts come and go,
With such brutal warfare attached.
Some seem nearly not much of a threat at all,
But can be a disaster and clean out any room,
Will cause flu like symptoms,watery eyes,
sudden movements and nausea.
In rare cases can cause vomiting.
Use extreme caution consuming beans,chili,
cabbage and other gassy foods.
In very rare circumstances can cause
death by fixation...
Use well ventilated area's..

©Rudi Jensen