Sep. 15, 2018

You flake

"Hi there,Hi there
Where you now gurl,
Oh yah making someone else hurl.
Grazing like a cow to other suckers
You sure make yourself a dumb fucker
You ma'am turned into a flake
Now eat your cake,
Make sure you bake it well
So it's as crusty as you now.
You think you are prime steak,
Thinking just because you got in my head,
That I wanted in your bed,
Like really I am not Matt,Fred or Barry,
Cause I was rusty,
And you being all busty,
You thought I needed to break
Amazing what I was willing to take,
I am real and a pretty damn good steal.
When your fake as fuck
We all know you're falling as age
comes along.
You will soon realize you don't belong."

After I wrote my Cat fishing poem/quote/rhyme,I was contacted by someone to create one for them. Of course I will take credit for the writing. But it was a paid gig,I was stoked about the pay. I like writing.©Rudi Jensen