Ladies this one for you

"Fake friends and profiles
Nothing like pretending to be in style,
When you're not even Lyle.
Let alone know how to smile,
Everything out of your mouth is
vile,
I hope you catch the west Nile.
Never try to dial me,
Just listening to your tone,
Thinking you belong on a throne.
Makes me wanna smash you with a bone
Remember when I found out you were Kyle.
You dick,you prick,you tally whack hick.
Never thought I would learn you're trick.
Now go away and take a pick.,
Suck a dick
You're not so slick,
You make me sick,
Thinking I am some stupid chick
That don't click,
I don't need you,I can go and flick
You sir need a swift kick."

©Rudi Jensen