Little Satire for you for a laugh

"Can I clone her,
My wife ignores me,
Think because of me snoring,
Cause surely ain't boring.
Or maybe because every morning,
I come at her with a boner,
Of course he says no and sends me to the corner.
Making me fornicate like a loner.
But I want her, she's a moaner
And she likes my homemade toner.
But she a stoner
And won't take my boner.
So I am my own organ donor
"

Rudi Jensen