May. 10, 2019

Just something to remember

"I am a total expert in drama management so listen closely.
First rule of the thumb and ears for drama

#1- Walk away
#2- Kindly enclose a fist, exercise the right to slowly open middle finger to full extension.
#3- Repeat step 1
#4- Open your mouth and in a nice and casual voice... Say fuck off now.
#5- Repeat step 1 though 4 over and over..

We have enough drama in our world. We all know that, getting rid of it is another. This is why I drink 4 liters of water a day. I piss so much I have no time for drama."

©Rudi Jensen