Satire Loyalty

"Loyalty is hard to come by in life or is it
Been through alot of shit in my life,
Been through family, relationships and animals.
Fell beyond repair of being broken.
Watched many walk out of my life.
As loyalty seems Nil nowadays.
Few have been there through thick and thin.
People come and people go.
But through everything that I have been through.
My hemoroids have stayed through thick and thin,
Swollen and bursted.
Itchy and sticky.
Loyalty at its finest..
"

Rudi Jensen