Satire

Mars is starting to look like a pretty good place to set up shop, for real folks. So many incentives there...

There are no Karen's,

No Tom's.

No taxes,

No scam carbon taxes.

No sucky baby insensitive criers,

No outrageous gas fees as there is no gas lol..

AND THE BEST THING EVER......

NO POLITICIANS

No lock downs,

No Vid,

No Vacs.

NO FEAR MONGERING, unless aliens scare you.

Only Con there, is you can pretty much guarantee you ARE getting probed every few nights by aliens.

But at least they use lube unlike Earth when they fuck you dry.

Have a stellar day,

Be groovy,

Be stellar,

and always

Be YOU..

©Rudi Jensen