What do you mean I cant cough or sneeze anymore

Being that you cant cough or sneeze anymore without people having a melt down in public. Well I am having serious problems not shitting myself. Ya know trying to hold them coughs, sniffles and sneezes in. Wanna talk about shits and giggles. I hold, I shit, you giggle. Simple as that if I dont just cough fuck, hold in a sneeze when you had a uneasy meal. WHOOPS. Just saying...

©Rudi Jensen